Alright fine I'm a fatty. I thought i was getting bigger but i was hoping Deidre was just shrinking my clothes. She even started to hang my shirts out of the washer to dry and put them on hangers around the house to make me feel better. What a good wife. Turns out- it was just me. This is how i found out for sure.

1) When we went to see Callie she made us watch her do P90x for an hour and a half

2) The same trip we saw Ryan and he pulls out Wii fit right before we were going to bed. Nice hint hermano.

3) We created our Wii characters and Deidre went into the highly underweight category. That's how i knew it was accurate. It put me into the overweight category and i saw myself get fatter and fatter.





4) Then Logan flat out says to me "your fat". Logan i could still pound you, or eat you, you know that right?




I could go with the excuse that its all muscle. I bench Deidre ten times every night before we go to bed but i just cant stop eating the Samoas. Dang girl scouts- i hate you all. If they sold those year round i would be 400 lbs.






Luckily i was just 3 pounds over weight in the wii but it was on carpet and might be a little off. I was going to just eat whatever Deidre ate and figured that would make us the same size but then i realized i need food. Half a slim fast shake wont keep me alive like it does her. I have to find ways to make her eat and suggesting cold stone seems to work. I made her breakfast this morning before school and we split some toast and she had a bowl of cereal. It made my day that she ate it.

Mom- were excited to see you and dad this week. Thanks for the card and we love you too. Jessie, thanks for last weekend. We skied straight from our room to the lift it was that cool. I almost could have put my snowboard on in the elevator. On my things i owe Jessie for that will be on the list.